run—dmc: Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart AWWWWWWWWWWW
iwishihadafather: when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
katara: how did you go from cute to annoying so fast
flirtykurty: OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING) I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK” I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE...
lonelywhiteasian: lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
katkinkat: *forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
fourlittlehobbits: when it comes to reading i’m either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200 there is no inbetween